Jubal's Favorite Co-Worker

Here is how Jubal described this woman we work with that drives him crazy, because she is demanding, but also because she is incredibly soft-spoken.

He called me tonight to bitch about her and in the course of the 5 minute conversation, he said the following things:

* Sounded like I was talking to Tinkerbell.
* Like one big powdercake.
* I mean, Blaine, it sounded like I was talking to a butterfly landing on a pillow.

Do I need to tell you thick his Mississippi accent is?

(This list also titled: Best thing happened to me today.)