1) Someone falls to the ground without warning (for some reason they always have their kid with them when this happens).
2) They're brought to whatever stupid hospital House works at I guess because they assume a "normal" hospital could never help them.
3) House and his semi-retarded team brainstorm about the diagnosis and cure. The team always disagrees with House.
4) House outsmarts them and tells them to do *fill-in-the-blank.
5) The patient convulses because whatever they did was wrong.
6) House has some other sub-plot going on like trying to learn a piano piece, or having to attend a birthday party or getting his house repaired (this always comes back later).
7) The family of the patient gets angry at House because he's so sarcastic and not really doing anything except limping around being an asshole.
8) House tries something "new" and it doesn't work either.
9) Omar Epps causes some kind of drama because he's the only black character on the show and although his character isn't very interesting, they try really hard to make him interesting.
10) Whatever was going on with house in #6 triggers an idea for House and he realizes that the family was lying about something.
11) House figures out what's wrong and fixes it.
12) The show ends with House alone becoming a better person.
*** That being said I will still watch the shit out of this show.
1 comment:
You are 100% correct. I am glad you got the two (2) incorrect diagnoses. Is that the plural? I love that show but quit watching it because, I don't know why, drinking on Tuesdays? But I never felt bad I missed it because I watch the commercials and can fill in the blanks like Mad Libs, and your list provides the perfect tool for mad libbing.
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