with comments....
1. Going for a big fish is easy when you have a big bait in your pants. (I dont think fish was the sexiest analogy for the sought after prize.)
2. Nothing decorates a hand better than a stylish watch. (Clearly this spammer has not seen my lady-like wrists. I'd like like the attention drawn elsewhere thank you.)
3. It will be impossible not to note the outstanding bulge inside your pants. (But not there! Am I the only guy that would be kind of embarrassed by that?)
4. You feel like a pig because your tool is not big? Get bigger tool - don't be a fool. (Aside from the mental image of pig parts, that's pretty good.)
5. She will want you right in the public bathroom on your date. (Woof - What if I dont want her in that particular location?)
3 comments:
It is hard to pick a favorite.
heh heh, I said hard
Did you get this one?
"Every inch of your tool will be screaming about your manhood. "
I got it today. It is so reflexive! I'm confused. But intrigued!
Some more:
"We are in charge of making him large."
"Women will be able to read the number of your inches on your forehead."
[Commentary: No thank you!]
"Take a look inside your pants - maybe you would like to change something there."
"With your big horse you can insert him even into the Statue of Liberty."
"Living with a small male instrument is like being impaired."
Unrelated:
"Wear your Pearlmaster with undeniable pride!"
"Even if you are a cleaning-lady you can afford a Submariner watch."
"You are nominated for a Ph.d"
[Commentary: I what?!?!]
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I am so happy you posted this list so I can record these somewhere.
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