"People" Who Sent Me Emails Over the Weekend

Spam names make me giggle. Some of my favorites out of the 495 emails sent to my work address over the weekend (side note: 13 of those were real).

Lanny Colon
Ester Ham
Josefa Kiser
Betty T. Crockett
Normal Sexual
Jacquelyn T. Burt
Deidre Arredondo
John Jolly
Cilais eTstosterone
Elba Gold
Solomon Estelle
Tamra Q. Coley
Marva Blackman
Candice U. Colbert
Freeman Sosa
Gale Valenzuela
jean-christophe burton
Diann Sawyer
Joan U. Bean
Mohamed Mcintyre
Dick Woodward
Blaine McClain

Old To-Do List I Found While Cleaning

• phone call
• cookie research
• don't drink
• eat dinner
• call eliza [scratched out, and switched to: visit eliza]
• blank cds
• (pack) scrabble
• take vitamin [this is the only item checked off]
  

things i love at work

I was looking for something in my email archive today and came across this list. Blaine, Gera, Jennifer Kruppa and I started this late one night when we were the only 4 people in the office....a year later they are all still very true.

1. The GFS Macro tool or whatever it's called that makes WIPs all nice and formatted in excel
2. Filing sh*t in DMS
3. They finally got big cups for water.
4. Shopping at PwC Perks because it's the only kind of shopping I have time for...oh and I get a discount.
5. Starbucks personnel knowing your name and drink order because you frequent the place entirely too much.
6. Sametime Update emoticons
7. Papermate Liquid Expresso pens from 30th floor service center
8. Scanning and Pdfing documents
9. There is always someone to talk when I call PwC HELP.
10. Honestly, I think I would work here just for access to the writable PDF software. It is my favorite thing on earth.
11. That Karen and Jennifer both love PDFs so much.
12. My service center lady Pat, who loves buying us pens and today bought Sharpie (R) Accent Liquid Highlighters.
13. Weekend begins in like 20 minutes. (For me) Y'all have a good weekend.
14. Discounts on cell phones
15. Blaine's service center lady Pat has peer pressured our service center man, Dennis, into buying us cool pens too.
16. The average age of the employees is 27 (that is totally made up by me - but we are young) so happy hour is always an option, and I don't have to listen to old ladies talk about cats
17. My Lotus Notes Calendar
18. Not working with those ladies Karen talkeda bout in #16. All you young ones are fun..