Mother

Here are the reasons why my mother, who is 70 years old, is deciding AGAINST zip-lining on her upcoming anniversary vacation.

• She doesn't think she has the upper body strength to hold onto the zip line, and is positive that is the only thing keeping her from plummeting to her death.  She was GENUINELY surprised when I told her that I'm sure they have back ups to prevent that sort of thing.  Which makes it that much crazier that she was still considering it.
• She is terrified of heights. Which makes it that much crazier that she was still considering it.
• She watched documentaries about it and doesn't think it would be very fun.  Why would people have fun doing that? 

"My" Pinterest Boards

I got an email welcoming me (actually, someone named Derek Blanchard) to Pinterest.  Say hello to Derek. He looks awfully nice:

So far, Derek has created the following boards:

• "Halloween"
• Knives
• Guns
• Cars
• Love