List of clutter

Things on my coffee table right now. 2 coffee mugs My Laptop 1 pair of sunglasses 3 coasters 4 candle holders Box for Austen's watch (that he wears and has had for a month) 2 pair 3D glasses. Taco bell napkin Taco bell receipt Wireless mouse case Straw wrapper (guessing from taco bell) Play station controller WD hard drive remote Large binder clip Room & Board catalogue Statement for Austen's IRA account Headphones Pen Various USB plugs Necklace Box of thank you notes Austen's credit card iPhone charger Letter to Austen from Humana Some work email of Austen's A wedding card from Susannah J.Crew catalogue Wedding sign in book photo album A mailer from pwc reminding me to get an "executive health exam" Austen's birthday card from my grandma There is not spell check available on iPad. Don't judge.

Goals

When I was a junior in high school, here are some things I really, really wanted:

• To go to Longview Mall every weekend and eat chick fil a.
• For a republican - at the time, George Bush - to win the presidential election. 
• To want to make out with a girl, and to eventually marry a woman.
• For Michelle Pfeiffer to win an Oscar. 

Update: 

• I still want Michelle Pfeiffer to win an Oscar.