Thursday, March 22, 2012

Alternatives to Intercourse


This list was on Jess' chalkboard during last night's *New Girl* episode (which is probably my favorite episode of this show, mainly thanks to Dermot Mulroney (still) being awesome and Schmidt heckling from the car in his mother's voice and Nick wearing a little ha-yat, among other reasons). Anyway, the list.

Alternatives to Intercourse
(For children, by Jess Day).
  • Get to know a neighbor
  • Tick/lice check
  • Change your email password
  • Look at pics of STDs
  • Write a convict
  • Meet a friend for decaf
  • Watch Friday Night Lights