Miss Beth

Similar to Buster's latest list of someone else's found list, I give you Miss Beth's to-do list.

Things for Miss Beth to do

• Go to bar and drink until midnight
• Go home and party in undies
• Skip work and go to party
• Insult everyone
• Get run out of town
• Become a hermit

Celebrities That I Just Found Out Are Married to Other Celebrities (Named Ryan)

1. Mandy Moore (to Ryan Adams)
2. Scarlett Johansson (to Ryan Reynolds)
   

Best (or Worst) List Ever

Listicle Without Commentary: Products Found Alongside a One-Mile Stretch of Harrison Road, Columbia County, WI

• Marlboro Menthol, pack, empty

• McDonald's, large fry box, empty

• Miller Lite, can, empty

• Budweiser, can, empty

• Miller Genuine Draft, can, empty

• Orange Crush, bottle, 1/3 full

• Miller Lite, can, empty

• Miller Lite, can, empty

• Doral, pack, empty

• Culver's, paper cup, empty

• Miller Genuine Draft, can, empty

• Miller High Life, bottle, empty

• Miller Lite, can, empty

• Medical bracelet, J. Miller, DOB 03/08/67

• A&W, small coffee cup, empty

• Miller Genuine Draft, can, empty

• Miller Lite, can, empty

• Miller Genuine Draft, can, empty

• Wisconsin State Journal, Oct. 11, 2010, various incomplete sections

• Busch Lite, can, empty