Today's Status Updates

• It's a good feeling when you're at the gym and a guy comes up to you and asks if you need a spot and you smile and tell him this is just your warm up weight.

• ցҽԵԵíղց ԹɑʍԹҽɾҽժ íՏ ցօօժ ƒօɾ Եհҽ Бօժվ!

• Status Update: I can't contain myself this afternoon! Why is this office open until 5!? I have energy that must be released, and cubicle world isn't very receptive.

• Uuggghh trip started out bad. Freckles went through my purse n ate 4 reese peanut butter cups two poptarts n the wrappers. Had to have wk make her puke it up. Sigh. Worried mama now

• Happy Friday-we made it! It's going to be a fantastic day! :-)

• Did u know that taking pics, txtn, and talking on the phone can have u driving on the wrong side of the rode? I think we should stop using our phone while operating a vehicle. Cops included because they drive reckless too. The next cop that I catch on the phone while driving or speeding w/ lights on just to get to the donut shop I am going to make a citizens arrest! I got a video camera n my car 2 officers!

• WHO are these kids and WHY are they calling me MOM??? ;) LMAO

• : I like my 1800 tequila on the rocks, and my 1792 kentucky bourbon straight up.. But tonite, just for Her, ive agree to do the white wine merlot. Damn, gotta give n frm time to time. Ive got the sweetest love..

What Just Happened

• Ate Schlotzsky's for dinner unaware that I had other options
• Had cocktails and watched others eat at Parkside
• Including a drink that I expected to be my local -Forecast- alternative, but was not
• Went to the Alamo Ritz for Soft Rock Sing-Along
• Inflated my inflatable fake microphone
• Sang the s**t out of some Billy Joel, Elton John, Sting, etc.
• Sulked during non-"Against All Odds" Phil Collins
• Sulked a little more during the 90s and 00s songs
• Complained a little bit to the friend of friend sitting next to me about how I might be over the sing-along
• Approximately 0.00002 seconds later was on my feet waiting for everyone else to recognize the beginning strains of "Jessie's Girl"
• Sang the s**t out of, among other songs, "Tiny Dancer" and "Don't Stop Believing"
• Into my fake inflatable microphone
• While dancing and waving my glow stick in the air like I just didn't care
• Had this conversation while walking to cars and passing people heading out for Thursday Night on 6th Street: other girl "Oh, they look so young!" Boy walking the other direction: "Did you hear that? 'They look so young.' You look OLD." other girl: "Ok, well there's my minivan."

Things In The Freezer of A Girl I Met At Dinner

• Pet snake carcass (with same name as girl I met at dinner. belonged to her husband. waiting to be made into belt)
• Bear skin
• Alligator head with bullet hole
  
• Two (2) bobcats