Tuesday, January 25, 2011

PJenkins' Pre-2010-Oscar-Nomination Overkill

It's that time of year! Oscar nominations are announced tomorrow morning, and with that in mind I present the following lists:

Things that will probably happen that will make me very, very happy:
  • Black Swan gets nominated for lots of things, including Cinematography and Directing (but not necessarily for Buster's dream girl)
  • The Fighter gets nominated for lots of things, including Editing and Directing and Costume Design (and maybe even Marky Mark?!)
  • True Grit gets nominated for lots of things, including Cinematography (give this man an Oscar already!)
Other things that might happen that would fill me with joy and delight (but I'm not holding my breath):
  • Never Let Me Go gets nominated for best Score
  • Blue Valentine pulls nominations for both Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams
  • Dianne Wiest, Jacki Weaver, Miranda Richardson, or Barbara Hershey get nominated for Best Supporting Actress (I like my older ladies)
  • I Am Love gets nominated for Cinematography  
Other things that would make me jump up from the couch but these things won't happen and that's OK because then I won't spill my coffee all over myself:
  • Tilda Swinton gets nominated for I Am Love
  • Carey Mulligan gets nominated for Never Let Me Go
  • Never Let Me Go gets nominated for anything else (particularly Best Original Song)
  • Any of the ladies from Please Give get nominated
  • Winter's Bone gets nominated for Art Direction or Costume Design. 
Things that would make me fly from my couch in an apoplectic orgy of surprise, horror, coffee burns, and total happiness:
  • Juliette Lewis gets nominated for knocking the little pink balls on the back of my socks off in Conviction. Have you seen this, people?
Things I find strange about my own picks (which are after the jump, as they say, if you'd care to read them (superlong list!)):
  • Three of my all-time favorite actors (of all time!) are up this year, and they aren't even in my own list! Sorry Robert Duvall, Jeff Bridges, and Sam Rockwell. Don't call me biased. I won't mind if they're in, though, obvs.
  • Two of my all-time favorite actresses are probably getting nominated this year but aren't even in my own list. Sorry to you too, Annette and Julianne. But let's be honest, this movie was no The Grifters or Safe.
  • A lot of these actors I did pick are rilly young.
Care to see for yourself? Jump!


Things in my dining room that don't belong

Christmas Tree in box
Christmas tree skirt
3 purses
Electric drill
Austen's bathing suit
Wheely computer bag
2 Christmas gifts still in boxes
Styrofoam packaging from food processor

Monday, January 24, 2011

The Greatness of Neil Diamond

I just read this blog post and started thinking about how Neil Diamond doesn't get nearly the credit he deserves as a songwriter these days. It seems like everyone's preoccupied with trying to be funny and/or ironic to really appreciate how awesome he is. These are some of my favorite Neil Diamond songs, with some of the greatest songwriting of all time.

PS - Happy 70th, Neil!






















Friday, January 7, 2011

Cell Phones I've Owned

In order from newest to oldest. I'm sure I'm forgetting something, but I gotta be pretty close. Thanks to Amazon order history and Gmail archives, I have the actual dates from some of these. The others are just guesses.