Why Today Sucks

1. I woke up late, and my hair is still in a wet knot.
2. There's some hullabaloo about my lunch meeting tomorrow.
3. I thought hullabaloo had two sets of double Ls.
4. I forgot to mail my rent check, and now it's the 3rd and I have to drive to the stupid property manager's office to drop it off.
5. The same property manager, by the way, who recently called to tell me that I'm going to have to move out for 30 days while they demolish and rebuild my bathroom.
6. It's quite possible that I have fleas.