Thursday, January 9, 2014

How Well-Off Baby Boomers Have a Good Time

My boss decided at the beginning of the year that we should share our calendars for work. She doesn't realize that now her staff receives all her date requests from her new boyfriend, which come in the form of Google calendar invites. They come ALL THE TIME and at random hours. The other two staffers in our department have set up email rules to send it to junk, but I think they are hilarious.  Since 1/2/2014 (1 week ago!), here's all the invites I've received:

  • Concert Jazz @ Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:30am - 4am
  • Concert America @ Sun May 4, 2014 8pm - 10pm
  • BVC Party @ Mon May 5 11pm - Tue May 6, 2014 1:30am
  • Chris's College Graduation.  @ Fri May 9 - Sat May 10, 2014
  • Empire State Building  @ Fri Feb 14 - Sun Feb 16, 2014 
  • Robert Duvall Lecture Series @ Fri Jan 24, 2014 1am - 3am
  • Betty Buckley @ Sat Jan 11, 2014 1:30am - 3:30am
  • Diane Keaton @ Fri Feb 7, 2014 1am - 3am
  • Moscow Trip  @ Sat May 17 - Sat May 31, 2014 
  • Doctors Consultation @ Thu Jan 9, 2014 9:45pm - 10:45pm 
  • TAMU Singing Cadets Concert @ Sat Jan 11, 2014 1am - 3am 
  • Medical Staff @ Wed Jan 8, 2014 1am - 3am
  • BECOMING FIRST TIME GRANDPARENTS @ Fri Jun 13, 2014 (his all caps, not mine)
  • New Orleans Weekend w my love @ Fri Jan 24 - Sun Jan 26, 2014
  • Aggie Muster @ Mon Apr 21 11pm - Tue Apr 22, 2014 2am 

6 comments:

Julie said...

Oh. My. Lord.
Please don't ever let anyone clue her in that you all are getting these, and you MUST keep posting as a series, in the form of P.Jenkins's movie lists.

Julie said...

I hope they choose Betty Buckley over the TAMU singing cadets. Also, I hope the new baby doesn't belong to soon-to-graduate Chris.

BEM1212 said...

Man, this is great. And they are gross. Does the boyfriend live in a different time zone?

I was thinking about going to the Diane Keaton thing myself. But now I think I would feel ridiculous.

I'm with Julie - Keep 'em coming.

dennisj said...

Crappy Road Ride @ Monthly from 1am - 3am on Day 17

dennisj said...

<3<3 DanDal Cruise @ Sun Feb 16 - Sun Feb 23, 2014

Dale OOT @ Wed Jan 22 - Fri Jan 24, 2014

Tremont Retreat @ Fri Jan 24 - Mon Jan 27, 2014

Horse back riding @ Sun Jan 19, 2014 4pm - 6pm

BEM1212 said...

You might have to make another list, maybe weekly updates.

and tell her CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!<3<3<3