Great ideas I’ve had this week

“You should come up with a multiphase plan to woo Pilar.”

“Instead of writing her a check, I think I’ll just give her a $100
bill. Everyone loves having a hunsky.”

“I’d like Indian food for dinner. And a cocktail.”

“I should go back in time to when I was a kid and become good at
volleyball and then become a beach volleyball player and then now be
retiring from the Olympic team. This plan seems more likely than me
ever getting a new job.”

“I need a mnemonic device to remember which Olsen twin it is that I like.”

“Let’s open a hidden ladies’ lounge called Powder Room.”

“I should update my blog.”