Things I should do so I can be as pretty as America Ferrera

• Wear earrings
• Wear lipstick
• Maybe wear makeup in general
• Wax my eyebrows
• Make it so that when people look at my face they can tell what I am thinking
• Maybe not what I am thinking, but THAT I am thinking
• Wait, maybe that’s already true
• Ask T****** if that’s already true
• Per T******, strike the one about the face thing
• Per this web series I am watching that she is in, I should also moisturize my hands before bed, and also wear those undereye paper-mask things before bed, to make my undereyes look good
• Be eight years younger