Live From the Red Carpet...Kathy and Steve

I wasn't planning on watching but then someone gave me the idea to write down what they said during the telecast.  I also wanted to see how long it would take before Steve mentioned American Idol.  These were written down, word for word.

• "I'm not used to seeing Ellen in black."
• "She is too much."
• "He was the bad guy?" (Kathy after recognizing Barkhad Abdi from Captain Phillips.  A movie she has seen.  Twice.)
• "Who's he?" (Steve asking whenever an actor appeared on screen that wasn't Leonardo DiCaprio)
• "He is too much."
• "Are these all clips from Toy Story?" (Steve asking when they played the compilation of animated films)
• "Channing Tatum.  Who's that?"
• "There's a big market for this." (Steve talking about animated films)
• "She is too much."
• "They all have teams.  Does it take that many people?" (Steve asking about visual effects nominees)
• "That would have been a cute number to do on American Idol." (Steve after the second nominated song - he then spoke for then minutes about how they sometimes do duets and how sometimes they are good and sometimes they are bad)
• "These are shorts?  How do you get anything done in forty minutes?"
• "Wow, there are so many movies."
• "What has Bradley Cooper been in?"
• "Jolie is probably her mom's last name.  Who's her mom?" (I then suggested that, perhaps, Jolie is a "stage name" and Steve insisted that usually stage names are the actor's middle name.)
• "He sounds Irish." (Steve when listening to Ewan McGregor speak.  But then he goes on to name THREE MOVIES that Viola Davis has been in!)
• "She has done some unusual movies." (Steve on Sandra Bullock.  You know...the risk taker)
• "This is a popular band?  His voice is awful."(Kathy upon seeing U2 perform)
• "I like the new logo." (Steve referring to the logo for the Oscars)
• "That's why they're sitting next to each other." (Steve after seeing a clip from August: Osage County and realizing that Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep were sitting close to each other)
• "Where have we seen her?" (Steve inquiring about Amy Adams)
• "Should have had Martina McBride sing it." (Steve after Pink finished Somewhere Over the Rainbow)
• "I told you, hon, that I was on a plane with Judy Garland, right?" (Steve.  He then went on to say it had to have been in the 70's some time.  Judy Garland died in 1969)
• "Who's that?" (Steve after watching clip from HER). "Joaquin Phoenix." (Me answering) "That's not Joaquin Phoenix." (Steve responding)
• "He's a great actor.  I mean, I remember the first time I saw him was that ocean liner movie." (Steve on Leonardo DiCaprio)
• "Oooh, Adele!" (Steve standing up and then being immediately disappointed that it was Idina Menzel)