- Someone to moisturize me
- Someone to remind me, when I’m at the market, that I need toilet paper or sparkling wine
- Someone to keep track of all of the projects I think up, and then remind me of some of them when I’m bored
- Someone to read my mind about what I want from all of my technologies and then program said technologies to do those things
- Someone to find me my next (and perfect) job
- Someone to read the mind of my cat when he’s acting like insanity on legs
- Someone to wash and put away the cutleries
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Services I would pay for
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4 comments:
when do i start?
I love that it's not so ordinary as "someone to do the shopping"
(and by "I love," I might also mean "it drives me crazy that")
@Boxcar: Immediate vacancy.
@Juli: Nah, you love it.
omg, I know how to spell your name, Julie.
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