Boxcar's Top Five Remakes of All Time (LIST CHALLENGE)

So, here we are.  Yep.  This is me inspiring all of you to start making lists.  I am going to start with remakes because I realized tonight that ******** is a fucking amazing movie (let alone, remake) and it got me thinking...what if I challenged everyone to make their own top 5 list of WHATEVER GENRE you want?  Julie, I want to know your top 5 dance movies.  Austen, I want to know your top 5 movies that make you crave hot dogs.  Whatever.  Just do it.  And not in comments.  Comments are for all of you (me) to shit all over whatever I (you) say.  So without further ado, my top 5 remakes.  In order.  Yeah, that's right.

5. The Departed

Based on Infernal Affairs, The Departed truly departs from the original material and is updated brilliantly for modern (American) audiences.  Sure they made a few minor changes but overall Martin Scorsese delivered a beautiful, gritty crime drama that has yet to be rivaled in terms of acting and writing.  Well, that's not true but bare with me.


4. The Thomas Crown Affair

This isn't a perfect movie.  In fact, after watching you will be left scratching your head asking "how did he possibly steal that last painting?"  But I don't care.  It's stylish and creative and the final scene has Nina Simone singing Sinner Man.  What else can you ask for?  Oh yeah, and Rene Russo shows her tits.  You're welcome Austen.
3. Last Man Standing

What?  Am I on crack?  Answer, yes.  In truth this is not a very good movie but I had to, HAD TO, include it based on one simple fact: THIS WAS WRITTEN BY DASHIELLE HAMMETT!!!!  DAMMITT!!  The reason I am so bothered by this is the fact that Red Harvest is one of my favorite books ever written and it has been adapted several times yet nobody has given it credit.  Isn't that weird?  First of all, it was adapted as YOJIMBO.  Then it was adapted as A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS, and finally, LAST MAN STANDING.  And yes, both Yojimbo and Fistful of Dollars are better than Last Man Standing but I just wanted to have a voice, dammit.  Besides, it's a really fun movie with a lot of shooting so it remains #3.
2. 3:10 to Yuma

This movie is fucking awesome.  I'm not saying it's the best western ever made (although it just may make my top 5) and I'm not saying it's the best action movie, but it's DEFINITELY the 2nd best remake ever made.  If you want to know why, watch the original.  If you can stay awake.  I did stay awake and I even saw it before the remake but this was INCREDIBLY well done.  My only complaint (and the more I think about it the more I don't think it's a complaint) is that Russell Crowe and Christian Bale could have switched parts and made it maybe better.  So good.
1. Ocean's 11

This is a great fucking movie.  A great buddy movie.  A great heist movie.  A great comedy.  A great action movie.  But what REALLY makes it great is that it is LIGHT YEARS better than the original.  I have seen the original.  For real.  And I really really liked it.  I especially like the ending.  But as far as comparing originals to remakes this one takes the cake.  And it doesn't hurt that it's the best casted movie I've ever seen (uh oh, did I just make Porn Jenkins start his list?).