More *Parks & Recreation* Lists

Tonight's episode "Swing Vote" was full of lists, so many lists!  And other great moments. like a double thumbs up from Chris and a double thumbs up from Tom.

The lists are after the jump --- spoiler alert!


Leslie's things you don't cut from the budget:

• schools
• police
• mini-golf
• merry-go-rounds
• parades
• gazebo repair
• roads and bridges (whatever)
• pretty gardens
• hummingbird feeders

Ron's things he believes in cutting:

• useless government projects
• useful government projects
• future projects
• past projects

 Jamm's considerations for voting:

• On the one hand, he loves cutting government programs
• On the other hand, mini-golf rules
• On the third hand, he hates both Leslie and Ron Swanson 

Ben's problems with his celebratory drink

• He became the designated driver 
• He's paying for everyone 
• He didn't get to choose the bar 

 Chris' positive reinforcement as a caddy:

• Nice shot!
• Great sweeping!
• Way to be, duck.

Andy's things Rat Mouse was missing:

• Lead singer / 
• Songwriter / 
• T-shirt designer / 
• Nacho chef

 April's list of music she listens to:

• German death reggae
• Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s 
• Bette Midler  (obviously) 

Andy's things he needs for songwriting time:

• piece of paper
• pen
• four more beers
• computer fan
• lightning bolt of inspiration 

 Tom's instructions for his favorite chenille blanket:

• Be nice to Chenille O'Neal 
• Needs to be brushed regularly
• Never use a lint roller
• Keep it out of sunlight
• No picnics   

And I could not possibly transcribe Leslie's "I have 6 things to say to you [Ron Swanson]"