Saturday, April 13, 2013

Ron Swanson's medical history

Another list from Parks and Recreation (episode "Animal Control")

Spoiler alert! .... list after the jump .....


Date of birth?  Springtime
How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week? One (shelf)
Do you exercise? Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.
Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have an uncle who does yoga.
Allergies?  Cowardice and weak-willed men. And hazelnuts.
Sexual history?  Epic, and private.





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