Friday, May 1, 2009

Things You Probably Didn't Know About: While She Was Out

  • It is the worst movie ever made.
  • Kim Basinger won an Academy Award and yet, is still the worst actress alive.
  • It is one of the funniest movies ever made.
  • I am only 20 minutes into it right now and here's what happened so far...
  • Her abusive stock-broker husband came home to find the house in shambles and started a fight with her on Christmas Eve.
  • She went to the mall ON CHRISTMAS EVE to buy wrapping paper.
  • Please re-read the last one...
  • She left a note on a car that was taking up two parking spaces.
  • The car belonged to a group of wild teenagers (because where else would they be on Christmas Eve?) who are omniscient and knew that she was the one who wrote the note.
  • They blocked her in and told her to "eat dick".
  • They murdered the mall security guard.
  • She got away...
....to be continued

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