Friday, May 8, 2009

Why I Sleep With One Eye Open

The following is an exact transcript of my mother's contacts from her cell phone.
  • 4135313995
  • 413543344, orchard
  • 536110211cqkncqkncqkncqkqkncnc
  • 802558081hxpm
  • 860748712knckncknckncknckncknckncknckn
  • 88888xpm'
  • 9007002108???????????
  • ari
  • b86045923ow, aurie
  • balance
  • blow low
  • blow s
  • blows, karen
  • blows, karen
  • blows, laurie
  • cararauh, kridtiauthyaxnduand
  • daia
  • di
  • dorothy
  • eisey, oe
  • en
  • evinb
  • firliet, kridti
  • gouge
  • hks x nhks x nhks x nhks x 84828482848284
  • hks x nhks x nhks x nhks x 84828482848284
  • hks x nhks x nhks x nhks x 84828482848284
  • hks84828482848284
  • hxpm
  • hxpm
  • hxpm
  • hxpm
  • hxpmcqkncqn
  • jerk
  • jerry
  • karen
  • merr,,on"
  • merrill, jon
  • merrill, irene
  • minutes used
  • mom
  • moms
  • moyni, sue
  • moynihan, barb
  • moynihan, jackie
  • moynihan, steve- (***my step dad)
  • moynihan, sue
  • orchard
  • p, xpmcqkcqkncqkncqkncqn
  • pmx
  • riverbend chickopp
  • steve-
  • stewat, tammara
  • su
  • talbot, judy
  • todd (***I tried to use this today to call Todd, my brother, and my step dad, Steve answered his work phone)
  • uhyaxnp, anppuv?

I am not making any of this up. Someone please call child services.

3 comments:

Julie said...

Wait. Maybe I don't want to visit after all...

Questionable Taste said...

umm, wow...is it possible to sleep with three eyes open?

BEM1212 said...

I have been meaning to comment on this for days. It is the only post that has brought tears to my eyes and made me slap my couch in months, or ever. This is truly remarkable and I love your mom.

Unlike Julie, I totally want to visit. And if I come, maybe Julie will too. She has always had a great deal of respect for my defensive techniques, starting way back with the "Tap Head with Pen" move.

This may be my favorite list ever.