- Lose weight. I'm taking a phased approach. Ultimate goal: 30 pounds. May only make it to 10, and may stop at 20, if I look healthy and distinguished.
- Run (or....walk) an hour a day.
- Wake up in the mornings, get to work on time, focus while I'm there, and leave at a decent hour.
- Be a prick to the staff at work, but hang out with them after hours and confuse them with my varying personalities. And force them to learn things.
- Go to a movie once a week. Get with this whole Netflix program.
- Read a book a week.
- Find a church.
- Volunteer somewhere.
- Buy new clothes, and take some pride in my wardrobe/appearance beyond my haircut.
- Blow dry my hair 2 or 3 days a week. Want to see how people respond.
- Stop caring what people think.
- Tweet.
Monday, December 21, 2009
PJenks' New Year's Resolutions
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9 comments:
Made my day with #4. You do well with this approach. I just hope I'm around the sidelines to observe the brilliant social experiment.
I wish I was around for #10.
I think if you can accomplish #2, it will make #1 and #3 easier.
Also I think you have 2 too many. So please delete #12 and #8.
The ship has sailed on #12!
And #10. btw.
*Thank you, recent trip to hotel in Atlanta where I was bored and contemplating how fat and ugly I am when I noticed a life changing device nestled in the corner of the bathroom.
Noooooooooooooooo! That's going to dry out your hair!!! Not that I care.
whoa, will it? glad i only bought the 9.95 model.
I actually already remedied the need for a hair dryer anyway by getting a hair cut that is reasonable instead of saying, I'll grow it out and see how it looks. But it's still funny to be a person who MIGHT use a hair dryer.
also, I am a top 12 kind of guy. it's my signature number. so it's ok.
re #10 - you will be shocked to know that one of the things my brother (michael) told me he wanted for Christmas was a NEW hairdryer.
You can have the one I bought over the weekend, that I no longer need since I got a haircut, and give that to him for a Christmas present, unless he figures out a better way...
hint: he might just need a haircut.
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