Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Movies I Watched at Home in 2013, List #1

I've decided to watch a lot of movies this year, like, you know, a project. So far, I have been pretty successful (thanks mostly to Turner Classic Movies 31 Days of Oscar). I decided I would list everything I've watched in 2013, in chronological order, with a comment or two and a meaningless grade. There are not a lot of things below B, but I figure if I even bother watching it, it's got to be starting on the right side of the curve, you know?

I won't include things like The Bourne Supremacy, My Cousin Vinny, or The Tree of Life -- all of which I've watched repeatedly in the past two months -- or other movies that I happen to catch on TV. Below is a list of movies I've watched with intent, in most cases for the first time.


  • Apocalypse Now - A+; Holy shit.
  • Rosemary's Baby - B+; It really made me want to watch Manhattan Murder Mystery.
  • Midnight Cowboy - A; Much better than I expected. A story of a relationship over a brief period of time, which I always like. 
  • Brokeback Mountain - B; Not as good as I expected. A story of a relationship over the years, which I usually don't like. 
  • Bernie - B, All those brilliant townsfolk stole the show.
  • Wanderlust - A-; This will be underrated forever. 
  • Another Year - A-; That couple is so gracious and smug and real. And that poor woman.
  • The New World - B; Everything that people hated about The Tree of Life (that I loved), I kind of hated in this movie. Wish I had seen it in a theater. 
  • Carnage - B; I vote for Christoph Waltz and Kate Winslet. 
  • Birdemic - A+/F; Holy shit. 
  • Melvin and Howard - B+; This is one time I wish I had bothered watching a preview or read a synopsis beforehand. It was hard watching this while readjusting my screwy, unfounded expectations.
  • Do the Right Thing - B+; Please stop yelling, Lil Gus Fring.
  • In America - A-; omg bawling.
  • Damsels in Distress - A-; Adam Brody should have won awards for this. To say nothing of Greta Gerwig. I <3 Whit Stillman so much, 4ever.
  • The Savages - B; Not as good as it thinks it is, but still good. Reminded me why I originally thought PSH was a genius. 
  • The Maltese Falcon - A-; I love Peter Lorre. What a weirdo.
  • Casablanca - A+; It's still so good.... the set-up, the story, the characters, the duality in every one of them.
  • A Nun's Story - C+; Holy moly it is so, so long. But Peter Finch is kinda sexy, and Audrey Hepburn really is a great actress. 
  • The Triplets of Belleville - A; Next time Jon and I talk about movies with "Bad Ass Women"  we will have to include Madame Souza. And the triplets of Belleville for that matter. 
  • Wait Until Dark - B+; Way better than it has any right to be, if you give in and roll with it. Alan Arkin is fantastic. And Audrey Hepburn really is a great actress. 
  • The Night of the Iguana - A; <<APPLAUSE!!!!!>>
  • Billy Budd - B; Disappointing. It was all a little too black and white. 
  • Rachel, Rachel - B+; Oh, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel... 
  • The Deer Hunter - A; In the first hour absolutely nothing happened and it made the rest of the movie all the more tragic. Wow.
  • Wild Strawberries - A; So profound, so delightful. What a combo! 
  • Days of Wine and Roses - C+; A rare instance of "exactly what I expected."  
  • Auntie Mame - B; This would have been really good if it had any plot whatsoever, or character development instead of just *character!* in new situations. Actually it would have made a good season of TV. Superkudos to the art director/set designer.
  • Baby Doll - A; This was the most pleasant surprise so far. I loved this movie. Carroll Baker is so sexy. Eli Wallach is so sexy, strangely. The scene on the porch swing should be talked about more. Karl Malden is so John C. Reilly. 
  • The Informer - A-; Pretty effective for as over-the-top and 1935-y as it is. 
  • Splendor in the Grass - D; Boo. The melodrama. Every character is a caricature. I would have liked more of her mom, who might have maybe had some nuance. Horrible.
  • Alice Adams - B-; A better version of every bad girl-with-dreams movie made in my lifetime.
  • The Magnificent Ambersons - B; This has been called a masterpiece but I don't get it. It is kind of a mess and really boring. Who cares about these people? Maybe as an allegory. 
  • An American in Paris - C+; Oh man I love Gene Kelly. Otherwise I hate this.
  • Gigi - B; Much better than An American in Paris. I now also love Louis Jordan.
  • Blow Up - A-; I need to watch this like 5 more times.
  • Stagecoach - A; Bravo! There are a lot of characters, and every character matters, and the interactions between each character matters. And then there are the Cavalry and the Apaches to keep things interesting if you don't care about things like characters. 
  • A Place in the Sun - A-; About halfway through I was giving this an F in my head because I saw where it was going and I hated it. Then it went exactly there and I liked it anyway. Well done!  Montgomery Clift, yowza. Elizabeth Taylor, stunning, and excellent at fainting. Poor, frumpy Shelley Winters. I bet her clothes were actually in black and white.
  • Mrs. Miniver - B; Super hokey but I enjoyed it. I found being beaten over the head fairly effective. But it's 2013 so oh well. 
  • Kitty Foyle - D; Boring, insulting, dumb. I give it a D instead of an F only because it made me like the guy that you are supposed to hate and I am giving it the benefit of the doubt that this was cleverness on someone's part and not just a mistake. 
  • She Wore a Yellow Ribbon - B; Why is Ben Johnson so good in everything? I kind of just watched the whole movie to see what awesome thing he would do next. 
  • Anatomy of a Murder - A-; Panties!  This was way better than it should have been, thanks to the writing and all the actors - Jimmy Stewart, and George C Scott, and Lee Remick, and Ben Gazzara, and Murray Hamilton and sexy, awesome Eve Arden. Is she the inspiration for Joan Holloway? She has to be! 
  • The Lavender Hill Mob - B+; This probably would have been a huge hit with me if I saw it in 1951.
  • The Train - B; I think there were 2 A+ movies here that each got half-made and so it isn't as good as it should be. But I really liked it. Burt Lancaster deserves a special award for sliding down that ladder, getting shot on the bridge, and hammering out all those railroad ties. I thought the cinematography was A+++, from the very first shot on. 
  • Ball of Fire - A-; Considering my favorite movie ever is What's Up, Doc?, it's pretty ridiculous I just now watched this. Check it out and count the homages. With that fancy word I will conclude this nonsense. 


Monday, February 11, 2013

Citizens Communications

Aka my guaranteed lunch break during every city council meeting (although this means I missed a spectacular ouster of council regular RR (see below) by the Mayor two weeks ago). Here's what's on the agenda this week.


  • Allen Roddy - Balcones rock cliff
  • Will McLeod - 1.) Abolish Capital Metro 2.) The City of Austin is not complying with ADA 3.) Time Warner/TBD
  • Jane Gonzalez-Castillo - Civil Rights case against Jimmy Clay Golf Course
  • Linda Greene -  Ways to deal with the Hexafluorsilicic Acid added to our air water supply
  • Paul Robbins - City Issues
  • Joseph Iley - Taxi Cab issues
  • Carlos León - 1.) Chemtrails continued 2.) Más truth 3.) Repent 4.) Read the Word 5.) Seek God
  • Ronnie Reeferseed - Peace, freedom, fluoride and the kill-grid

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

New Year Shuffle

I drove back to Austin today. After my audiobook wrapped up, I decided to test my 2013 luck by selecting Shuffle on my iPod. PJenkins and Boxcar can attest to the hit-or-miss nature of my iPod (I pretty much never got rid of a CD I've ever owned, and I think I imported most of them into iTunes, which is synced to my iPod Classic, Julio). Here are the artists my iPod served up until I finally, finally skipped a song. No cheating, I promise.

  • Alabama Shakes
  • Rhianna
  • Sting
  • Willie Nelson
  • Leonard Cohen
  • Jack Ingram
  • The Decemberists
  • Beck
  • Nina Simone
  • Robinella & the CC String Band
  • Miranda Lambert
  • Jay Farrar
  • The Kinks
  • Ray Price
  • Arlo Guthrie
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Sandi Patty 
Bonus list: Beverages Consumed on Said Drive
  • Water, sparking, orange, LaCroix
  • Water, tap in Dasani bottole
  • Water, Vitamin, Zero, lemon
  • Water, sparkling, lemo, Ozarka

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Some Facts About Baby

  • She's come a long way
  • Nobody puts her in the corner
  • She wanted 12 lemons for her 12-lemon centerpiece
  • I'd get down on my knees for her
  • She's got back
  • She's got what I need (but she says he's just a friend)

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Things I should do so I can be as pretty as America Ferrera



  • Wear earrings
  • Wear lipstick
  • Maybe wear makeup in general
  • Wax my eyebrows
  • Make it so that when people look at my face they can tell what I am thinking
  • Maybe not what I am thinking, but THAT I am thinking
  • Wait, maybe that’s already true
  • Ask T****** if that’s already true
  • Per T******, strike the one about the face thing
  • Per this web series I am watching that she is in, I should also moisturize my hands before bed, and also wear those undereye paper-mask things before bed, to make my undereyes look good
  • Be eight years younger

Monday, October 15, 2012

Three words I knowingly misuse

  1. Hovel—I like to use this word to mean “a messy apartment”
  2. Akimbo—I like to imagine that “arms akimbo” doesn’t mean hands on hips, but rather means that someone is frantically waving his or her arms in the air
  3. Pathological—I like to use this word to mean weird or contradictory behavior

Saturday, October 13, 2012

I Might - ACL Fest 2012 Edition

  • Have walked home tonight from Zilker Park (only after first walking the other direction for 20 minutes through the Taxi line until I decided F this S)
  • Have some major blisters on my feet
  • Secretly think this will cause me to wake up 20 pounds lighter
  • Be naked but look like a lobster in a white tshirt
  • Only want to see 2 shows tomorrow--one at 11:30 IN THE MORNING and one at 6:15 in the evening (and I saw the pm folks at SXSW a few years ago, and even though I love their new album, live = zzzzzzzzzz)
  • Not go back tomorrow

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Services I would pay for



  • Someone to moisturize me
  • Someone to remind me, when I’m at the market, that I need toilet paper or sparkling wine
  • Someone to keep track of all of the projects I think up, and then remind me of some of them when I’m bored
  • Someone to read my mind about what I want from all of my technologies and then program said technologies to do those things
  • Someone to find me my next (and perfect) job
  •  Someone to read the mind of my cat when he’s acting like insanity on legs
  • Someone to wash and put away the cutleries

Friday, October 5, 2012

Great ideas I’ve had this week

“You should come up with a multiphase plan to woo Pilar.”
“Instead of writing her a check, I think I’ll just give her a $100
bill. Everyone loves having a hunsky.”
“I’d like Indian food for dinner. And a cocktail.”
“I should go back in time to when I was a kid and become good at
volleyball and then become a beach volleyball player and then now be
retiring from the Olympic team. This plan seems more likely than me
ever getting a new job.”
“I need a mnemonic device to remember which Olsen twin it is that I like.”
“Let’s open a hidden ladies’ lounge called Powder Room.”
“I should update my blog.”

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Things from Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire that are still burning

  • China
  • Television
  • North Korea
  • Vaccine
  • Brooklyn's got a winning team (maybe) 
  • Disneyland
  • Trouble in the Suez
  • Lebanon
  • California baseball
  • U2 (albeit a different one) 
  • Dylan
  • John Glenn
  • Birth control
  • Palestine
  • Terror on the airline
  • Ayatollah's in Iran
  • Foreign debts
  • Homeless Vets
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

via kottke.org

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Things I Judge

  1. Elementary School Science Fair - every year for about 12 years
  2. Texas Downtown Awards - just once
  3. You - Sometimes (I'm sorry.)
  4. Me - Always

Friday, August 3, 2012

List of clutter

Things on my coffee table right now. 2 coffee mugs My Laptop 1 pair of sunglasses 3 coasters 4 candle holders Box for Austen's watch (that he wears and has had for a month) 2 pair 3D glasses. Taco bell napkin Taco bell receipt Wireless mouse case Straw wrapper (guessing from taco bell) Play station controller WD hard drive remote Large binder clip Room & Board catalogue Statement for Austen's IRA account Headphones Pen Various USB plugs Necklace Box of thank you notes Austen's credit card iPhone charger Letter to Austen from Humana Some work email of Austen's A wedding card from Susannah J.Crew catalogue Wedding sign in book photo album A mailer from pwc reminding me to get an "executive health exam" Austen's birthday card from my grandma There is not spell check available on iPad. Don't judge.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Goals

When I was a junior in high school, here are some things I really, really wanted:


  • To go to Longview Mall every weekend and eat chick fil a.
  • For a republican - at the time, George Bush - to win the presidential election. 
  • To want to make out with a girl, and to eventually marry a woman.
  • For Michelle Pfeiffer to win an Oscar. 
Update: 
  • I still want Michelle Pfeiffer to win an Oscar. 



Sunday, July 29, 2012

Something's Gotta Give

So, as most of you know, I drink too much.  And most of the time that drinking takes place in my living room, in my computer chair, in front of the television.  So I got to thinking the other day that maybe I need to get rid of my television and my cable and that led me to this list.  Television shows that I am currently watching or waiting to start the next season.  This is ridiculous.
  • Veep
  • Game of Thrones
  • The Newsroom
  • True Blood
  • Episodes
  • Dexter
  • Homeland
  • Perception
  • The Mentalist
  • New Adventures of Old Christine (all repeats - thanks Julie)
  • Raising Hope (thanks Blaine)
  • Happy Endings (thanks gang)
  • Suits
  • Burn Notice
  • White Collar
  • In Plain Sight
  • The Daily Show
  • Colbert Report
  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  • Community
  • 30 Rock
  • Parks and Rec
  • The Office
  • Fringe
  • Tosh .0
  • Justified
  • Leverage
  • Damages
  • Prime Suspect (assuming it's coming back)
  • Castle
  • House of Lies
  • Touch
  • Mad Men
  • Franklin & Bash
  • Louie
  • Luther
  • Masterpiece Mystery (Sherlock)
  • Psych
  • The League
  • Family Guy
  • Workaholics
  • Misfits (hulu)
  • Whites (hulu)
  • Spy (hulu)
  • Buffy (through netflix -- on season 3 of 9)
What do you think?  Am I spending too much time watching television?

5 Favorite Films of Really Interesting Me


 The first two will ALWAYS be my first two but the other three are on a constant rotation.  This just happens to be how I feel right now and for some reason, they're all classics.  Sorry.



1. The General (1927) - Truly a masterpiece.  Long before special effects and fancy things like sound, Buster Keaton paved the way for generations to come with a comedy that's also a love story and an action film.  His stunts are breathtaking and all the more powerful when you realize that's actually him on a moving train.


2. It's a Wonderful Life (1946) - I have long contested that should aliens visit our planet, this would the be the one movie I would show them to represent mankind.  It's about family, love, heartbreak, greed, corruption and ultimately, redemption.  While maybe not my favorite movie ever made, I do believe it's the best movie ever made (and that's a whole other list).

3. 12 Angry Men (1957) - Anyone who liked the movie Crash should re-watch this movie (or In the Heat of the Night) as an example of how to make a movie about prejudice without hitting you over the head with it.  But story aside, watching the actors go toe-to-toe for an hour and a half is the real beauty of this film.  One of the best casting in a film ever (again, another list).

4. Casablanca (1942) - The best screenplay ever written.  Period.

5. Rope (1948) - I owe most of my cinematic love to P. Jenks but this will forever be the best gift he ever gave me.  I'm not gonna lie, Rear Window and Vertigo are tied for my top 3 favorite Hitchock films and since the previous two have already been used, and since I do not like to repeat, I went with this one.  But that shouldn't lessen the value of this brilliant film.  Shot as 'one take', Al Hitch made the tension so palpable you almost find yourself yelling at the screen.  In fact, I'm going to watch this today.






Friday, July 27, 2012

5 favorite films of a different me

or, Favorite 5 (plus-3) because I just can't do it, but I can be clever about it. 
Warning: the word masterpiece (and other similarly silly words) is gonna be overused, appropriately

So this one is obvious. I quote it every day. That poster is my favorite tangible item in my possesion, now or ever. No movie has entertained me more. I might remember movies where I have laughed harder or louder (different list idea), but I don't know of any that have made me laugh longer. I love movies (and I love screwball comedies), but man I wish I loved them as much as Peter Bogdanovich. And if any movie deserves to be on this list, it's the one that introduced Madeline Kahn to the world.
Peter Bogdanovich made this the year before he made What's Up Doc?, and it couldn't be more different. It's also a masterpiece, but it is one of heartbreak and nostalgia and hope and all the things that make my heart hurt and then swell. Peter Bogdanovich made Paper Moon two years later, and you can't find a better 1-2-3 by any director.
Like The Last Picture Show, this movie stirs me in a way not many others can or will, but it is also a comic masterpiece. I doubt Austen will make a list so I will steal his often-stated opinion that this movie boasts the best ending in film history. I get tears in my eyes, and smile involuntarily, just thinking about it.
It's hard to pin down the best Hitchcock film because, again, masterpieces, but for purposes of "favorites" I've always picked Rear Window. Notorious is a close second in this race, but something about Rear Window has always won out. That something might be Thelma Ritter.
I don't know if I've ever been more captivated by a movie. I picture myself from the first minute sitting in front of the screen slack-jawed, waiting and knowing something beautiful was going to happen. Robert Mitchum is beauty enough (good grief, those eyes) but Lillian Gish singing harmony on "Leaning on the Everlasting Arms"? Holy shit. Everything about this movie gives me goose bumps all over. 

Plus-3:  One Repeat and Two Non-English Films

What DJ said.

Some words already used: Masterpiece. Captivated. Goose bumps. Tears. Beauty. Best love story ever.

This film is as rich as any novel, and of all the movies I have ever seen, none has made me happier to be human.






Tuesday, July 17, 2012

5 Favorite Films of Interesting Me

Inspired by Buzzfeed and dubbed interesting by P. Jenkins, here's a list of my 5 Favirote Films. Or, here's my favorite movie, plus 4 (in no particular order) that are always in my top 10, but today I felt like were in my top 5. 

1. Network (1976)
It’s forward-thinking and even more relevant 30+ years later, duh. BUT, even if it were totally dated, the writing is so smart and the actors are sooo good (maybe the best ensemble performance ever) that its longevity doesn’t matter. Best movie ever.



2.-5. Vertigo (1958)
Besides the intense and unexpected plot, the imagery (e.g., back alley/flower shop scene) is incredible. Also, the music is perfect.


2.-5. Chinatown (1974)
I love it for the same exact reasons I love Vertigo above. Makes me want a time machine to go back to 1930’s Los Angeles.




2.-5. Quiz Show (1994)
Combines all of my favorite things - television, history, trivia, politics – into a great story with some great dialogue and delivery (“Your name is mine!”).



2.-5. The Truman Show (1998)
A great idea for a movie (pre-reality TV, too) that could have been just tarrible, but instead it’s believable, hilarious and actually moving. Also, you wouldnt believe how many times a week I seriously ask myself, "Is this all being filmed?"



*Bonus – LOTR Trilogy
Any list of my favorite movies has to include them because not only did I watch them, but I eventually obsessed over a fantasy adventure. No fantasy movie before that or any since has been able to do that.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Notes on Krull

See the Troll 2 list for backstory. I asked Jon to watch Krull. I watched it too, and took notes.

Tidbit: I first saw Krull in the theater because my aunt wanted to see War Games but I was too scared of Russians and WWIII so I refused and made her watch this piece of shit.



Music trumpet voluntarys
Flying star
Stanford Sherman
Peter Yates!
Ate these knights saying all these things? 
Editing terrible
The offense and defense is hilarious. 
Swashbuckling!
Star wars
LOTR
Liam neeson is hot and awesome
What's with the eye fetish , this old man with his eyes closed the whole time.
Open them, you might be able to see
How are those things IN the swamp?!
Why are those two backing up?
Why did the cyclops finally talk to them?
Quicksand scene is a master class in terrible acting and editing and music.
This could not be less suspenseful. 
Power is fleeting. Love is eternal. 
"Think on it." 
He is STILL in that spider web?

Notes on Troll 2

Boxcar and I made a deal to assign each other a shitty movie and each of us would have to write up a review. I sent him my review a couple weeks ago but I have this list in my notes app on my iPad. Which I now share with you. The movie I had to watch was Troll 2. You should definitely watch it.

It starts in the middle
That hat!
I hope this kid dies soon
"Goblins don't need to justify their cruel acts." I wonder if the writers will feel the same way about this cruel plot. Torturing me. 
Peter is awfully slow.
Acting like an educational film. 
80s leotard is sexy. 
Grown man doing business in pajamas
Who vacations in nilbog?
"Cut out your liiiiil nuts and eat them." 
This girl looks like the 80s and then transitions into a prairie girl with total earnestness.
He wants to bring his friends?  
"Sing that song I like so much." Row Your Boat
They couldn't afford a third troll for the sister. 
I think this mother is an alien 
Sister keeps switching seats. 
At this time of night? It's the morning. 
The dad's sales pitch. 
Eat before we eat you. 
These inconsistent children's attitudes. 
Typical country hospitality!
They take a long time to eat. 
They've poured like 6 drinks a piece. 
Who puts icing on corn on the cob?!?
And all the sudden the dad is a drill sargesnt in charge o
Good joke with the belt
What a tackle!
The speech to the trolls
The arch of the speartoss
Why not go back downhill?
This is my house 
Her eyebrows are very emotive
Thank you for the icing sandwich!
The crazy lady is acting like she's in a different movie, only I can't decide if that movie is better or worse. 
It's a message movie!
This couple has no chemistry 
Definitely the sexiest goblin preacher in film history
The first of many questions is why I'd this movie called troll 2?
Was there a troll 1? Did it also have goblins and not trolls?
really just want it to end. 
We learn they can transport in a flash. Dissipate. Apparate. 
Best use of bologna in a film. 

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Movies

To The Best of My Knowledge, Movies My Mom Has Seen in the Theater in My Lifetime
  • Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
  • Steel Magnolias
  • The Apostle
  • My Big Fat Greek Wedding
  • Bernie
To The Best of My Knowledge, Movies My Dad Has Seen in the Theater in My Lifetime
  • Bernie