Things to do when you're at a lakehouse by yourself for 6 hours

• Look around
• Drink beer
• Think about getting in the pool
• Listen to music
• Start to watch nascar--then change your mind
• Smoke as many cigarettes as possible
• Ponder life
• Get bored, clean a little
• Stare at the grill and wish you had something to cook
• Think about turning on computer and doing some work
• Decide that work is gay
• Call a friend who doesn't answer
• Practice shuffleboard until you realize that it really isn't too much fun by yourself
• Notice that you are only 1 hour into said 6 hours and think, "Damn, this is gonna be a long list."
• Pee
• Kill bugs
• Go down to the water and look around there
• Stare at the fish under the boathouse and get 15 minutes of pure entertainment watching them try to eat your spit
• Almost step on a snake
• Talk to previously mentioned friend for an hour and a half (that killed some time)
• Decide to get in pool but it's too cold. Sit by pool and listen to frog croak who won't shut the fuck up
• Wish I was as patient as that frog
• Get the hiccups and realize it's only 9:30pm. Only 3.5 more hours to go

I think that was my last coherent thought. I have no idea what I did for the last few hours.