PROS
- basically nice
- takes good care of his feet
- makes good chili
- remembers my birthday
- rarely wants to do it
- is funny when he goofs on his friends
- doesn't care about money
- loyal
- too lazy to cheat
- would increase likelihood of a blue-eyed kid
- loves The Simpsons
- has good hair
- has already seen me throw up two times
- fixed tv
- Jack likes him
CONS
- not super smart
- listens to Winger
- dental hygiene
- wears acid wash denim
- always wants foot rubs
- not much money
- catholic
- doesn't like his mother
- I don't like his mother
- his mother doesn't like me
- loves Family Guy
- reads The Post
- insists on spending holidays with his mother
- has already seen me throw up
- attempted threeway
- racist
- wears Italian horn even though Irish ***this is the only one I couldn't quite make out.
- Jack likes him
***All in all he doesn't sound like a bad guy
5 comments:
After waking up this morning I think that bottom one is "wears Italian SHOES even though Irish". I think.
You and Dennis Duffy are pro/con list twins.
Well, maybe not twins exactly.
I will gladly take that as a compliment. Liz.
Italian horn is correct. Liz is referring to the cornicello good luck charm often seen as Italian jewelry.
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