1. opened my mouth
2. looked at (re: ogled) a NSFW picture of leighton meester in the middle of class
3. micturated off of my hotel balcony
4. revealed my neurosis to just about everyone in my work troupe
5. consumed three meals at the Woodlands Resort & Conference Center
6. drank beer and debated politics with a crazy/sexy blonde republican
4 comments:
I had to look up 2 m-words today. Clearly, one was micturated. The other was marquee because I thought it was supposed to be marquis.
Was she above the line on the hot/crazy scale?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zdGBL0PhJE
All in a day's work.
And to put it in Big Brother terms - since you're at training, you have immunity this week.
I'm a little concerned about the three meals though. Did you eat pizza last night????
I dont know what I am talking about Big Brother/immunity. That concept does not exist. Whatever, you get the picture.
No pizza for me...but you DID just remind me of a blog post I've been meaning to finish related to Pizza Hut! Thanks kid!!
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