Thursday, June 11, 2009

Overheard at the Family Reunion, Part 2

He looks like Teen Wolf mid-transition.

(As an introduction) I was there when she was conceived. Her mama and daddy were under the dock at Jack's.

Down there at Gourdneck where Mama used to live? They lost 5, 6 hogs a year to lightning.

4 year-old: I farted on you.

You mean you'd ask him about his reproductive---(significant look)---but you won't ask about his toupee?

My dad: How many ways are there to play Solitaire?
My uncle: Hell, Joe, I don't know. I know there are 26 ways to paper a baby's ass.

3 comments:

Boxcar said...

Can you stay at your family reunion until you come visit here? Thanx

Boxcar said...

That first line sounds like something you would say.

Julie said...

Close. It was my brother.