He looks like Teen Wolf mid-transition.
(As an introduction) I was there when she was conceived. Her mama and daddy were under the dock at Jack's.
Down there at Gourdneck where Mama used to live? They lost 5, 6 hogs a year to lightning.
4 year-old: I farted on you.
You mean you'd ask him about his reproductive---(significant look)---but you won't ask about his toupee?
My dad: How many ways are there to play Solitaire?
My uncle: Hell, Joe, I don't know. I know there are 26 ways to paper a baby's ass.
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Can you stay at your family reunion until you come visit here? Thanx
That first line sounds like something you would say.
Close. It was my brother.
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