5 Reasons Why This Is the Best Idea I Ever Had

1. I never wanted to go to Mardi Gras before. Now I do. A lot.
   
2. If Jon ever gets fired from Waterloo, his resume is at the ready.
3. That country ballet spectacular.
   
4. I inadvertently named it after a Lili Taylor movie.
   
5. Cranial Sacral and Rolfing.