Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Things I Learned From TMZ Tonight

5. Britney is crazy but everyone around her is even crazier.
4. Brad Pitt is a baby and resents Tom Cruise for getting the Dukati before he did and now won't let Denzel or M.J. get one until he does.
3. Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel can get into restaurants without reservations (and they both voted for Obama).
2. Dan Aykroyd gave reasonable explanations to TMZ reporters as to why Obama or Hilary may win the election (and they called him out for "flip-flopping")
1. I could have spent my time burning ants with a magnifying glass and felt better about myself.

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