Business Trips

Some things I like:

• At the Westin, if you miss your wake-up call, they will send someone up to your room to knock on the door. Sometimes, they even come inside. Now that's a snooze button.
  
• Valets. They are so ... vibrant.
  
• One-cup coffee makers. No waiting around for the stuff you are going to waste anyway.
• Newspapers. (I never read them.)
  

Some things I hate:

• Elevators. Up or down.
  
• Valet parking. Please stop hovering & just let me get my stuff. Go back over there where I can just see you (see above).
  
• Room service. Convenient, but bad for the stomach. And sometimes confusing. I once ate a bowl of Heinz 57.
  
• The fucking inoperable alarm clocks.
  

Back to work now. I love business trips!