How I know I’m old/lame
- I skip concerts due to the weather
- I can drink 10 beers and still be sober enough to chat with Mom
- I get pissed at my boyfriend for buying a new TV because I think he should put the money towards retirement (our time to accumulate funds is dwindling)
- Numerous people in my life have either quit drinking (for good) or are in AA
- I’ve made an actual list (not merely a mental list) of things I want to do before I die
- My ex-husband is causing problems
- I really want to be on a jury
- I’m actually contemplating having a baby
- I’m figuratively retired
2 comments:
I do not see how drinking 10 beers and talking to mom sober makes you lame and/or old, I do not think. But the rest, whoa!
I meant to tell you I don't think it is lame at all that you missed those concerts. It's not like it was 40 or even 10. It was stay indoors at all costs cold.
You're right - I feel mildly justified on the concerts. For the one it was NEGATIVE 3, with a wind chill of NEGATIVE 24. Your nose hairs froze upon stepping outside.
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