Saturday, April 4, 2009

The Spider Man Three

(the spi·der man three)
n.

1. Highly anticipated major movie release that you plan on seeing but all of your friends somehow saw the day it came out, so you never end up having anyone to go with and thus never see it in theaters.

2. Movie you finally end up watching a year after it came out and inevitably find it not as good/bad as your friends were raving/complaining.

Example Sentence:
I finally watched Spider-Man 3 on tv last night after somehow missing it in theaters, and I’m not sure why all my friends sh*t all over it so much, it really wasn’t any worse or more ridiculous than the first two. I know they’re summer blockbusters, so they’re just supposed to be fun, goofy popcorn flicks, but was Peter Parker’s retarded Buddy-Love-if-he-looked-like-Pete-Wentz hedonistic turn any more ridiculous than Dr. Octopus magically turning evil because his arms take control of him and his arms are total d*cks for some reason then he gets into a fight with Spider-Man on the huge above-ground train that runs through the middle of Manhattan and makes a deal with Harry Osborne to get more of his rare science material instead of just forcing him to do it then re-attempts to create the sun and it ends up killing him?

Spider-Man 3 was a total Spider-Man 3!

(You’re welcome, people. Use and enjoy.)

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