Things That Make My Step-Dad Who He Is

1) Ziggy coffee mug that is at least 10 years old
2) Ham Radio
3) 2 Tractors for mowing one yard
4) A new truck that can never be driven, touched, or looked at
5) Bathrobe which can only be worn OVER a full outfit *sometimes accompanied by winter hat
6) Rye bread. Yuck.
7) A microwave in which he can reheat his ONE cup of coffee throughout the entire day. Double yuck.
8) Our 2 cats. He loves them more than his family. * sidenote, he gave one of them "cat CPR" when my fat nephew sat on him and almost killed him.
9) Stamps with which to MAIL in his tax return. Seriously, who does that anymore?
10) The blue lazy boy chair in which he falls asleep within 2 seconds upon sitting.