Fun with the News

Here is a list of bad jokes using headlines from today.

• "Pakistan has created a Frankenstein of its own." I hope they name it Frakistan.

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• "US crew attack on pirates called brave, foolhardy" More like, foolhar-har-hardy.

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• Well, I was going to take a Scott Macintyre headline and make a joke out of it, but it seems the news agencies are on top of the bad wordplay game. Witness:

'American Idol' Recap: Scott MacIntyre's 'Search' Is Over
'American Idol' recap: Getting off Scott-free
Piano Unmanned: Did Mixed Signals Seal Scott's Fate?
Scott Not an American Idol Elimination Survivor

These people are nicer than I was going to be.