- Jubal, our neighbor across the street, backs his car into our brick mailbox next to the sidewalk, breaking it into pieces. (We rebuilt it, but moved it from next to the sidewalk to next to the driveway.)
- Ragan's friend Rodney runs into our brick mailbox next to the driveway, breaking it into pieces.
- During Christmas break, Ms. Betty Jean Kincaid runs off the road while showing her niece the spinning Christmas tree decorated with multi-color blown-up balloons in Jubal's front yard. She smashes into Julie's awesome blue Probe which smashes into my cousin's car which smashes into my aunt Lyndel's car. Ms. Betty Jean Kincaid was the great-aunt by marriage of one of Ragan's friends.
- Julie's cousin Jim runs off the road because he dropped his coffee, or had a stroke, or something like that. Jim hits our brick mailbox, breaking it into pieces.
- My aunt Lyndel parks her car and inexplicably (or because she had too much Xanax) smashes into Derek's/Austen's friend Courtney's car.
- Derek has a bike wreck and needs stitches. Story to Mom (for years): He rode his bike into a parked pickup. True story: He rode his bike out of the back of the pickup and busted his ass.
Are there others?
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Lyndel ran into Courtney Crawford's Dodge Avenger somehow. Probably too many Xanax.
Thank you. Let's keep this cast of characters consistent and say it like this:
My aunt parks her car and inexplicably (or because she had too much Xanax) smashes into Derek's/Austen's friend Courtney's car.
I will go ahead and add this to the list itself.
How is it that you have known not one, but two, Jubals in your life?
is julie's cousin Jim - "Uncle Jim"?
Yes, "Uncle Jim."
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