- "My Baby's First Day of School!" (Usually accompanied by banal observations of tears and wardrobe.)
- "My health update" (Gross.)
- "Boo, it's Monday" (aka: I am as funny as a 1985 Garfield comic.)
- Song lyric excerpt (Please stop.)
- Something I own is broken and I am having it fixed today and I would like to complain about customer service. (Fill out a comment card. I don't give a shit.)
Monday, August 24, 2009
Today's Most Popular Facebook Status Update Topics
OR: What is wrong with these people? (with commentary)
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3 comments:
along the lines of #1 - this is my favorite
"yay, yay, yay, yay!!!! I'm for some piece and QUIET!"
My favorite - which I gotta tell you, if I were a parent would scare the shit out of me -
" 1 day down...13 years to go. "
Sounds like someone had a case of the mondays :)
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